Sam and Eiryk take an Internet survey
1. Name:
S: Samantha... ugh... Thorsson. *insert my distaste for my last name here*
E: Eiryk Thorsson, who happens to be proud of his last name and is happy to
share it *sideways look at Sam*
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
S: My good friend and confidant, Sandra Tuttle
E: Birthdays were not much of a concern to my people back then.
3. Last thing you ate:
S: A Sonic burger with a Cherry Limeade... yum yum
E: Herb roasted Cornish hen.
4. For or against same sex marriage:
S: I'm against marriage all together at the moment
E: Such things are of no concern to my people
5. I say Shotgun! You say?
S: Die.
E: Die? You say Die Minn Unne… *holds up hands* fine no Minn Unne, but
Die, really why Die?
S: *Sam shrugs*
6. Last person you hugged?
S: Probably Skoll, or Hati, much to his chagrin ha!
E: There is only one person who I have hugged in a long time.
7. Do you believe in God?
S: Yes, although my definition has recently become a bit more complicated.
E: I don’t need to believe, I know.
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
S: I used to travel quite a bit. So a lot, pretty much everywhere east of the great
Sippy and a few of the SW. Never been to the NW though, I don't like rain that
much.
E: Most of them at one point or another, and mostly before they were even
states… now ask me how many countries I’ve been to.
S: How many countries have you been to?
E: It was just a figure of speech Sam.
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in:
S: 3, grew up in Michigan, lived in Florida and now I'm in Georgia.
E: Georgia, hmpf.
10. Ever lived outside of the US:
S: nope
E: Most of my life
11. Name something you like physically about yourself:
S: I'm pretty flexible which can be a bonus in fighting, so get your mind out of
the gutter Ben!
E: Ben! Why would Ben have anything to say about it?
S: He just jokes around like that, take a chill pill
E: There will be no more joking in this manner.
13. Who is your best friend?
S: Skoll? Pilar? I don't really have one right now. God, how lame is that?
E: *stares at Sam with unfathomable look*
14. Why are you still up?
S: It's 11:40 am, why wouldn't I be up?
E: I am up whenever I want to be.
15. Who made you angry today?
S: Who didn't? I'll say that Mr. Gilf took the cake though, fuckin dwarves.
E: *stares at Sam*
S: you can stop the staring now
E: *stares*
S: Ugh!
16. Favorite type of Food?:
S: Dwarf head on a platter? Finger foods that I can dip in things.
E: Turtle
S: T…Tu… Turtle!!! How dare you eat a poor turtle!
E: I’m sure you misunderstand.
S: How can I misunderstand… Turtle is turtle
E: *sigh* Moving on...
17. Favorite holiday:
S: St. Patty's Day. Woohoo green beer!
E: *mutters* Fucking Irish
18. Do you download music:
S: No
E: No need to.
S: Oh yea right, cause you have all the money in the world, we almost forgot for
a minute there.
19. What illegal things have you done?
S: What do you think I'm stupid?
E: Do you really want me to answer that question?
S: *crosses arms over chest* hmpf
20. Are you shy?
S: At times.
E: Shy isn’t the right word
S: Yea try tight lipped
E: There is something to be said for exercising self control in that way
S: What are you trying to say?
E: *shrug*
21. Would you date the person who posted this?
S: Nope, I'm trying to lead a date-free life.
E: *Looks away*
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
S: Yes and I won't go into details, it was a bit embarrassing, for both of us.
E: Details would be fine. I’m sure they don’t remember anymore
S: Let’s not bring that up shall we?
23. Do you love anyone?
S: Not anyone who knows me anymore. Skoll comes close though, big dumb
puppy.
E: *gets up and walks away*
24. Do you like Rap?
S: I won't even grace that question with an answer... yes I will. Ah. Hell. No.
25.Have you ever bungee jumped?
S: nopers
26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
S: Nope
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
S: *raising her voice* Try thousands of years older. *normal voice* heh and you
think I'm kidding.
28. How much money ya got?
S: More then ever... thanks Lance!
29. Have you met a real redneck?
S: Yes siree.
30. How is the weather right now:
S: Sunny, abnormally warm for this type of year.
31.What are you listening to right now:
S: Marilyn Manson's cover of Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus.
32. What is your current fav song?
S: I ite ite ite ipplies and binines. I eat eat eat eeples and beeneenees... Hell, I
dunno.
33. What was the last movie you watched?
S: Over the Hedge.. yes I know, sad huh? A single 25 year old women renting
kids movies...
34. Do you wear contacts:
S: Nopers
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
S: To a motocross exhibition
36. What are you afraid of?:
S: I normally would've answered this question, but I fear that my answer could
easily be used against me.
37. How many piercings/tattoos do you have.
S: 1 tattoo, A thor's hammer with the insignia of the King of Woden.. My
ancestor bitch!
38. How many pets do you have:
S: 2 if werewolves count.
39. What's one thing you've learned?
S: All I know is that I don't know nothing... thanks Op Ivy.
40. fav current food ?
S: What's the obsession with food on this survey Sheesh!
41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
S: All coffee sucks ass.
42. Have you ever fired a gun:
S: Not many guns that I haven't fired.
43. Are you missing someone?
S: I'm missing lots of people, but no one's missing me.
E: *walks in from around the corner, saying in a soft voice* that’s not true.
44. Fav. TV show?
S: *obviously not making eyecontact with Eiryk* No time, but back in the day it
would've been the Simpsons
E: *stares at Sam*
45. Do you have an ipod?:
S: Nopers
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
S: No.
48. Who would you like to see right now?
S: There would be dire consequences should my wish come true... so I try not to
think about it.
E: Sam…
49. Favorite movie of all time?
S: *talking louder and faster* Dude Where's my car. HA! SOOOO just kidding
on that one. Hard to pick but Clockwork Orange is up there, right next to the A&E
version of Pride and Prejudice... I know, I'm a freak
50. Do you find yourself loved?
S: I've got to find myself first.
E: *in a warning tone* Sam.
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
S: Yeppers
E: No.
S: What? Yea right!
E: Nothing I considered wrong.
52. Favorite flower:
S: Tulips
53. Butter, plain, Kettle, or salted popcorn?
S: White Chedder babee
54. What magazine are you reading?
S: Guns and Ammo heh.
E: *raises an eyebrow*
58. What's something that really bugs you?
S: What doesn't bug me?
E: I would like to know that as well
60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
S: Not in any way shape or form... I almost hate him with a perfect hatred... wait,
I'll ansswer the question from above... what scares me. Michael Jackson scares me.
E: Something we agree on.
61. Whats your favorite smell?
S: Yummy men's cologne
E: Hmm.
S: *turns her head to the side and mouths the word “shit”*
62. Favorite basketball team:
S: don't like basketball
E: Something else we agree on.
63. Favorite cereal:
S: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
E: I don’t eat cereal
64. Do you drive?
S: My Beemer baby
E: Whatever I want.
S: Yes! It’s let’s talk about how much money Eiryk has time.
65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
S: What's sleep?
E: As long as I need to.
66. Last time you went bowling?
S: since before I hit puberty.
E: I can’t say ever.
67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
S: Spread eagle in the boiler room with a vampire and a werewolf?
E: *growls*
68. Who was your last phone call?:
S: Ben.
E: *growls again*
69. Last time you were at work?
S: Yesterday, soon to be in a few hours. Stupid night shift
E: I’m always at work
S: What is it that you do exactly?
E: A story for another day.
S: tipped lip again.
70. Whats your favorite state to be in?
S: A happy state.
E: That could be arranged.
S: No, it can’t. *stands up and walks away*
E: It could if you let it.
S: Samantha... ugh... Thorsson. *insert my distaste for my last name here*
E: Eiryk Thorsson, who happens to be proud of his last name and is happy to
share it *sideways look at Sam*
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
S: My good friend and confidant, Sandra Tuttle
E: Birthdays were not much of a concern to my people back then.
3. Last thing you ate:
S: A Sonic burger with a Cherry Limeade... yum yum
E: Herb roasted Cornish hen.
4. For or against same sex marriage:
S: I'm against marriage all together at the moment
E: Such things are of no concern to my people
5. I say Shotgun! You say?
S: Die.
E: Die? You say Die Minn Unne… *holds up hands* fine no Minn Unne, but
Die, really why Die?
S: *Sam shrugs*
6. Last person you hugged?
S: Probably Skoll, or Hati, much to his chagrin ha!
E: There is only one person who I have hugged in a long time.
7. Do you believe in God?
S: Yes, although my definition has recently become a bit more complicated.
E: I don’t need to believe, I know.
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
S: I used to travel quite a bit. So a lot, pretty much everywhere east of the great
Sippy and a few of the SW. Never been to the NW though, I don't like rain that
much.
E: Most of them at one point or another, and mostly before they were even
states… now ask me how many countries I’ve been to.
S: How many countries have you been to?
E: It was just a figure of speech Sam.
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in:
S: 3, grew up in Michigan, lived in Florida and now I'm in Georgia.
E: Georgia, hmpf.
10. Ever lived outside of the US:
S: nope
E: Most of my life
11. Name something you like physically about yourself:
S: I'm pretty flexible which can be a bonus in fighting, so get your mind out of
the gutter Ben!
E: Ben! Why would Ben have anything to say about it?
S: He just jokes around like that, take a chill pill
E: There will be no more joking in this manner.
13. Who is your best friend?
S: Skoll? Pilar? I don't really have one right now. God, how lame is that?
E: *stares at Sam with unfathomable look*
14. Why are you still up?
S: It's 11:40 am, why wouldn't I be up?
E: I am up whenever I want to be.
15. Who made you angry today?
S: Who didn't? I'll say that Mr. Gilf took the cake though, fuckin dwarves.
E: *stares at Sam*
S: you can stop the staring now
E: *stares*
S: Ugh!
16. Favorite type of Food?:
S: Dwarf head on a platter? Finger foods that I can dip in things.
E: Turtle
S: T…Tu… Turtle!!! How dare you eat a poor turtle!
E: I’m sure you misunderstand.
S: How can I misunderstand… Turtle is turtle
E: *sigh* Moving on...
17. Favorite holiday:
S: St. Patty's Day. Woohoo green beer!
E: *mutters* Fucking Irish
18. Do you download music:
S: No
E: No need to.
S: Oh yea right, cause you have all the money in the world, we almost forgot for
a minute there.
19. What illegal things have you done?
S: What do you think I'm stupid?
E: Do you really want me to answer that question?
S: *crosses arms over chest* hmpf
20. Are you shy?
S: At times.
E: Shy isn’t the right word
S: Yea try tight lipped
E: There is something to be said for exercising self control in that way
S: What are you trying to say?
E: *shrug*
21. Would you date the person who posted this?
S: Nope, I'm trying to lead a date-free life.
E: *Looks away*
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
S: Yes and I won't go into details, it was a bit embarrassing, for both of us.
E: Details would be fine. I’m sure they don’t remember anymore
S: Let’s not bring that up shall we?
23. Do you love anyone?
S: Not anyone who knows me anymore. Skoll comes close though, big dumb
puppy.
E: *gets up and walks away*
24. Do you like Rap?
S: I won't even grace that question with an answer... yes I will. Ah. Hell. No.
25.Have you ever bungee jumped?
S: nopers
26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
S: Nope
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
S: *raising her voice* Try thousands of years older. *normal voice* heh and you
think I'm kidding.
28. How much money ya got?
S: More then ever... thanks Lance!
29. Have you met a real redneck?
S: Yes siree.
30. How is the weather right now:
S: Sunny, abnormally warm for this type of year.
31.What are you listening to right now:
S: Marilyn Manson's cover of Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus.
32. What is your current fav song?
S: I ite ite ite ipplies and binines. I eat eat eat eeples and beeneenees... Hell, I
dunno.
33. What was the last movie you watched?
S: Over the Hedge.. yes I know, sad huh? A single 25 year old women renting
kids movies...
34. Do you wear contacts:
S: Nopers
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
S: To a motocross exhibition
36. What are you afraid of?:
S: I normally would've answered this question, but I fear that my answer could
easily be used against me.
37. How many piercings/tattoos do you have.
S: 1 tattoo, A thor's hammer with the insignia of the King of Woden.. My
ancestor bitch!
38. How many pets do you have:
S: 2 if werewolves count.
39. What's one thing you've learned?
S: All I know is that I don't know nothing... thanks Op Ivy.
40. fav current food ?
S: What's the obsession with food on this survey Sheesh!
41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
S: All coffee sucks ass.
42. Have you ever fired a gun:
S: Not many guns that I haven't fired.
43. Are you missing someone?
S: I'm missing lots of people, but no one's missing me.
E: *walks in from around the corner, saying in a soft voice* that’s not true.
44. Fav. TV show?
S: *obviously not making eyecontact with Eiryk* No time, but back in the day it
would've been the Simpsons
E: *stares at Sam*
45. Do you have an ipod?:
S: Nopers
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
S: No.
48. Who would you like to see right now?
S: There would be dire consequences should my wish come true... so I try not to
think about it.
E: Sam…
49. Favorite movie of all time?
S: *talking louder and faster* Dude Where's my car. HA! SOOOO just kidding
on that one. Hard to pick but Clockwork Orange is up there, right next to the A&E
version of Pride and Prejudice... I know, I'm a freak
50. Do you find yourself loved?
S: I've got to find myself first.
E: *in a warning tone* Sam.
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
S: Yeppers
E: No.
S: What? Yea right!
E: Nothing I considered wrong.
52. Favorite flower:
S: Tulips
53. Butter, plain, Kettle, or salted popcorn?
S: White Chedder babee
54. What magazine are you reading?
S: Guns and Ammo heh.
E: *raises an eyebrow*
58. What's something that really bugs you?
S: What doesn't bug me?
E: I would like to know that as well
60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
S: Not in any way shape or form... I almost hate him with a perfect hatred... wait,
I'll ansswer the question from above... what scares me. Michael Jackson scares me.
E: Something we agree on.
61. Whats your favorite smell?
S: Yummy men's cologne
E: Hmm.
S: *turns her head to the side and mouths the word “shit”*
62. Favorite basketball team:
S: don't like basketball
E: Something else we agree on.
63. Favorite cereal:
S: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
E: I don’t eat cereal
64. Do you drive?
S: My Beemer baby
E: Whatever I want.
S: Yes! It’s let’s talk about how much money Eiryk has time.
65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
S: What's sleep?
E: As long as I need to.
66. Last time you went bowling?
S: since before I hit puberty.
E: I can’t say ever.
67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
S: Spread eagle in the boiler room with a vampire and a werewolf?
E: *growls*
68. Who was your last phone call?:
S: Ben.
E: *growls again*
69. Last time you were at work?
S: Yesterday, soon to be in a few hours. Stupid night shift
E: I’m always at work
S: What is it that you do exactly?
E: A story for another day.
S: tipped lip again.
70. Whats your favorite state to be in?
S: A happy state.
E: That could be arranged.
S: No, it can’t. *stands up and walks away*
E: It could if you let it.
